October’s Spooooooooooky Newsletter 🕸✨
Oh my god. Did you folks have a swell time at the Hand Eye Society Ball? Did you dance your heart out? Were you absolutely mesmerized by the colours of Wobble [...]
September’s 10-Year Anniversary Ball Newsletter
I cannot BELIEVE summer is over. exCUSE ME??? Who is responsible for this? And kids are going back to school! *sips on pumpkin spice* I hate this! I want to wear [...]
August’s HES Ball is Almost Here Newsletter
Oh wow! What a Summer! It's been mighty swell, but as we thank the warm weather for slightly BBQ-ing us a few times last month, we must look forward to the [...]
June’s Jellybean Journeys: Monthly Newsletter
Welcome to June's Election Month Newsletter! Yeah, it's not as alliterative as "jellybean journeys" so we didn't use it. Also, what the heck are provincial politics doing in my video game [...]
October’s Oakwooden Origin Stories: Bi-monthly roundup
A little pumpkin spice late, but still pumpkin spice great! Bringing you another whoops-heres-a-full-sized-digest again because you know what, it’s Fall™ and long-form is in vogue. Take longer showers, wear longer [...]
July’s Jaywalking Junk
Dearly beloved digest readers, put down your pitchforks. Like a deadbeat mayor sheepishly returning to his town of low-key furious animal citizens, I emerge to apologize for the absence of June’s [...]