July’s Juicy Justles: Event Roundup
June was a blur of sun rashes, free alcohol at industry events, nodding along to co-workers describing what some music festival was like. Now it’s somehow July. Half the year has [...]
June’s Jumping Joys: Event Roundup
Just in time for June, the omens of summer are making themselves apparent. Rainbows mark prideful storefronts. The words “I have air conditioning” reveal who our best friends are. Locals get [...]
May’s Monthly Mayhem: Event Roundup
I’m feeling pretty felt optimistic about May. Maybe it’s thanks to Miitomo, a nifty app for introverts that lets you evade face-to-face interaction with actual people. Or because I’ve just found [...]
April’s Audacious Affairs: Event Round-Up
GENESIS 4:21 In the fourth month, Hilary Duff commanded: “Let the rain to fall down,” so it did. And Duff saw it was good. Thank based Lizzie Mcguire (or Blessed Beyonce, [...]
March’s Magnificent Meetings: Event Round-up
Hello supersonic groundhogs! It’s… Spring? We’re officially in the month of warily unzipping our coats, slush invading our footwear, and having no idea how to dress for the sometimes sunny, [...]
FEBRUARY’S FOOLISH FUMBLINGS: EVENT ROUND-UP
Howdy charlatans! January blues are bebopping away, ushering in February foolishness. We turn to groundhog for weather predictions, Shoppers Drug Mart for Valentine gifts, New Year happens all over again and [...]
JANUARY’S JIGGLY JUBILEES: EVENT ROUNDUP
Time is an illusion and our soft flesh bodies are temporal, but Happy New Year I guess! Here’s to 2016 being a wondrous 2.0 version of 2015, with bug fixes and [...]