April’s Audacious Affairs: Event Round-Up
GENESIS 4:21 In the fourth month, Hilary Duff commanded: “Let the rain to fall down,” so it did. And Duff saw it was good. Thank based Lizzie Mcguire (or Blessed Beyonce, [...]
[Spotlight Game] Homo Synthetica
First things first: apologies. This month’s spotlight game is just as late as Spring. May our many hydrae heads be struck from our infinite writhing necks. Our second last spotlight game [...]
March’s Magnificent Meetings: Event Round-up
Hello supersonic groundhogs! It’s… Spring? We’re officially in the month of warily unzipping our coats, slush invading our footwear, and having no idea how to dress for the sometimes sunny, [...]
HES Annual General Meeting Recap For Y’all Who Missed Out
YOU HAVE THREE NEW MESSAGES. FIRST VOICEMAIL: "Hey, it's Hand Eye. Last night was wilddddd. We're about to start the annual general meeting at Electric Perfume, where are you? Okay, call [...]
[Spotlight Game] Starseed Pilgrim
We feature a Toronto game every month, and this month the spotlight goes to Starseed Pilgrim by developer Droqen, as well as Ryan Roth, Mert Batirbaygil, and Allan Offal. And no, [...]
FEBRUARY’S FOOLISH FUMBLINGS: EVENT ROUND-UP
Howdy charlatans! January blues are bebopping away, ushering in February foolishness. We turn to groundhog for weather predictions, Shoppers Drug Mart for Valentine gifts, New Year happens all over again and [...]
[Spotlight Game] Everyday Shooter
Greetings fellow sleeper agents, this month’s spotlight game is Everyday Shooter by Jonathan Mak. For Hand Eye members, your Steam Key comes at the low price of absolutely nothing. Not a [...]